Monday, November 30, 2009

Trying to verify Stewie's confirmed kills

In last night's new episode of Family Guy, trying to make Brian not feel so bad about having killed a dog while drunk behind the wheel of his Prius, Stewie claims he has killed seven babies. That should have nitpickers everywhere trying to figure out who these seven babies are. Is Stewie counting himself? (He killed his future self at the end of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story). Let's not forget that Stewie has also killed adults, such as the "man in white" and adolescents like Jeremy, Liddane's boyfriend. At the moment, any ideas on who the seven babies could be escapes me, as well as whether that count is supported or even exceeded by prior episodes.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I've tried figuring this out too. When he caught Olivia playing with silly putty with another baby he burned them alive in their playhouse. He killed two other guys The Untold Story. He killed the other dog Brian. Also the entire cast of Star Trek the Next Generation. That's all I can think of right now.

Bill Thomas said...

Oh yes, Olivia and the pretentious windbag Stewie thought Olivia was cheating on him with. Thank you very much for reminding me about that.

Lisa Havelock said...

What about the massive aerial battle in "Sibling Rivalry"? The idea of so many babies taking up warplanes is so absurd it's hilarious. Stewie may or may not be counting some kills from that.