Important warning about lottery in your local news!

Yesterday, your local news might have carried an important warning for those of you who play the Mega Millions: Because more states will join the Mega Millions madness, it is predicted that the jackpots will get smaller! Oh, my God! Has the President been alerted? What a cataclysmic event! Players will go from not winning $300 million to not winning $100 million! What a disaster! Heaven help us! Heaven help us all!